Such. Is. Life.

...Have a winge
dunebat:

coldswarkids:

edwardspoonhands:

thelegendofkungjew:

doxian:

d-dinosaur:

rknjl:

newvagabond:

NO “TELEPHONES”. TALK TO EACH OTHER. FACE TO FACE ONLY. WRITE A LETTER. SEND A TELEGRAM TO YOUR MOM. PRETEND IT’S 1860. LIVE.

NO ‘WRITING’… TALK TO EACH OTHER. THROW A ROCK AT YOUR MOM. PRETEND IT’S 10,000 BCE.  LIVE.

URGGA. ROU GRAAURH. RUH.
<SMACKS HANDS ON WALL WITH PAINT.>

NO ‘HIGHER BRAIN FUNCTIONS’ …USE YOUR REPTILIAN BRAIN
EAT YOUR MOM’S CORPSE SHE DIED TO PROVIDE YOU WITH SUSTENANCE
PRETEND YOU HAVE JUST AROSE FROM THE SEA
SURVIVE

NO “MULTICELLULAR TRAITS”….. USE YOUR SYMBIOTIC MITOCHONDRIA
REPRODUCE ASEXUALLY, YOU’RE YOUR OWN PARENT
PRETEND IT’S 2BYA
EVOLVE

NO “LIFE.” USE FUNDAMENTAL PHYSICAL FORCES TO FORM SPHERICAL OBJECTS REVOLVING AROUND ONE ANOTHER IN SPACE. 
FUSE HYDROGEN INTO HELIUM USING GRAVITATIONAL PRESSURE TO PRODUCE HEAT AND LIGHT. 
PRETEND IT’S 4.5BYA.
STABILIZE INTO EQUILIBRIA

NO “MATTER”.  EXIST IN THE VOID WITHOUT PURPOSE OR MEANING.
THERE IS NO “YOU”, ONLY THE VAST CONCEPT OF NOTHING.
TIME DOES NOT EXIST.
BE.

Wow.

dunebat:

coldswarkids:

edwardspoonhands:

thelegendofkungjew:

doxian:

d-dinosaur:

rknjl:

newvagabond:

NO “TELEPHONES”. TALK TO EACH OTHER. FACE TO FACE ONLY. WRITE A LETTER. SEND A TELEGRAM TO YOUR MOM. PRETEND IT’S 1860. LIVE.

NO ‘WRITING’… TALK TO EACH OTHER. THROW A ROCK AT YOUR MOM. PRETEND IT’S 10,000 BCE.  LIVE.

URGGA. ROU GRAAURH. RUH.

<SMACKS HANDS ON WALL WITH PAINT.>

NO ‘HIGHER BRAIN FUNCTIONS’ …USE YOUR REPTILIAN BRAIN

EAT YOUR MOM’S CORPSE SHE DIED TO PROVIDE YOU WITH SUSTENANCE

PRETEND YOU HAVE JUST AROSE FROM THE SEA

SURVIVE

NO “MULTICELLULAR TRAITS”….. USE YOUR SYMBIOTIC MITOCHONDRIA

REPRODUCE ASEXUALLY, YOU’RE YOUR OWN PARENT

PRETEND IT’S 2BYA

EVOLVE

NO “LIFE.” USE FUNDAMENTAL PHYSICAL FORCES TO FORM SPHERICAL OBJECTS REVOLVING AROUND ONE ANOTHER IN SPACE. 

FUSE HYDROGEN INTO HELIUM USING GRAVITATIONAL PRESSURE TO PRODUCE HEAT AND LIGHT. 

PRETEND IT’S 4.5BYA.

STABILIZE INTO EQUILIBRIA

NO “MATTER”.  EXIST IN THE VOID WITHOUT PURPOSE OR MEANING.

THERE IS NO “YOU”, ONLY THE VAST CONCEPT OF NOTHING.

TIME DOES NOT EXIST.

BE.

Wow.

(Source: agirlandhisplatypus, via rodsgo)

Don’t confuse my personality with my attitude. My personality is who I am. My attitude depends on who you are.

Frank Ocean (via hazuki-lynch)

(Source: jackiekeaki, via 13percentkook)

Newest addition to my sleeve&#8230; Under arm, fuck it killed me

Newest addition to my sleeve… Under arm, fuck it killed me

Can&#8217;t remember the last time I posted a photo of myself&#8230; So here it is

Can’t remember the last time I posted a photo of myself… So here it is

lifeinthefriendzone:

trapezelove:

4 guys from school do the Mean Girls dance.

Soo yeah, love everything about this. 

(via bulasfaves)

So glad Xmas is over&#8230; Now just for the new year new start business etc&#8230;

I have had a month off over Christmas and I have 3 days left until I have to go back to work&#8230; FML

So glad Xmas is over… Now just for the new year new start business etc…

I have had a month off over Christmas and I have 3 days left until I have to go back to work… FML

finessetone asked: Hey:) thanks for following:) How's things??. Your tumblr has some hella funny photos, that lizzy McGuire photo and comment had me rolling haha..

Hey, glad you like the photos.

I haven’t posted for soo long, but determined to make more effort for 2014.

Happy new year

ICE Cream (Monster) Truck!

ICE Cream (Monster) Truck!

Also&#8230; I just want to at thanks for anyone that follows me.

Message me&#8230; I want to get to know you!

One thing I am positive about is making new friends!

Be mine, and drop me a line x

Also… I just want to at thanks for anyone that follows me.

Message me… I want to get to know you!

One thing I am positive about is making new friends!

Be mine, and drop me a line x

And on other news here&#8217;s a sea lion. Peace x

And on other news here’s a sea lion. Peace x

I know it&#8217;s really soppy&#8230; But the littlest thing from him make me sooo happy.

Manic Monday at work, ready to jump off my desk to end it all&#8230; And then this text pops up.

Made my day and now my day is great!
Had to share&#8230; Like a little girl on the playground at school.

Naww love does tear crazy things

I know it’s really soppy… But the littlest thing from him make me sooo happy.

Manic Monday at work, ready to jump off my desk to end it all… And then this text pops up.

Made my day and now my day is great!
Had to share… Like a little girl on the playground at school.

Naww love does tear crazy things

And none for Gretchen Weiners. Bye

—Damian “too gay to function”